<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The HISD Chronicle]]></title><description><![CDATA[The HISD Chronicles]]></description><link>https://s1827317.wixsite.com/the-hisd-chronicles/blog</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 15:40:20 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://s1827317.wixsite.com/the-hisd-chronicles/blog-feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Mike Miles to Mandate SmartPass Usage Inside And Outside School]]></title><description><![CDATA[HISD Superintendent Mike Miles recently stated in a new video on the HISD YouTube channel that he plans to mandate that students' movements are regulated by SmartPass outside schools, not just inside them. SmartPass is a relatively new technology that tracks every time students leave their classroom, whether it be for water, the bathroom, or vaping. Students simply use the website to select where they are going, what classroom they're currently in, and how long it will take. A teacher must...]]></description><link>https://s1827317.wixsite.com/the-hisd-chronicles/post/mike-miles-to-mandate-smartpass-usage-inside-and-outside-school</link><guid isPermaLink="false">68f7baf0a6f2484f3c9edb84</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2025 17:34:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a69e47_00e06b732a294a7bb0c33e9fbf6e8fc2~mv2.webp/v1/fit/w_1000,h_800,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Alexander Grigoriadis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Mike Miles Claims Giving Students Ability to Trigger Fire Alarms Was the “Dumbest Idea Imaginable”]]></title><description><![CDATA[In light of the recent fire alarm scare at Kinder HSPVA, where the school was evacuated following an incident involving a microwave and...]]></description><link>https://s1827317.wixsite.com/the-hisd-chronicles/post/mike-miles-claims-giving-students-ability-to-trigger-fire-alarms-was-the-dumbest-idea-imaginable</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6639404b1151146bbb30ce69</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2024 20:43:29 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a69e47_f68aa06a5ced42ecbe8fbb896fbfea44~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Jinkler Schrombulin III</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Mike Miles Clarifies $10,000 Charity Donation Was At Wife’s Request and “Will Not Happen Again”]]></title><description><![CDATA[HISD superintendent Mike Miles’ recent donation of $10,000 to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation turned heads last month, with many...]]></description><link>https://s1827317.wixsite.com/the-hisd-chronicles/post/mike-miles-clarifies-10-000-charity-donation-was-at-wife-s-request-and-will-not-happen-again</link><guid isPermaLink="false">66393f20b33731401ad02a22</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2024 20:40:08 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a69e47_dcb0e38b9a1a4e95a7619f19527d30a4~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_933,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Jinkler Schrombulin III</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Miles Secretly Not What He Seems; Actually Three 5th Graders in a Trench Coat]]></title><description><![CDATA[During a meeting with the HISD Board of Managers, one source confided that Miles tumbled over, and 3 fifth grade students and a few...]]></description><link>https://s1827317.wixsite.com/the-hisd-chronicles/post/miles-secretly-not-what-he-seems-actually-three-5th-graders-in-a-trench-coat</link><guid isPermaLink="false">662bc5057b6f2d3ebb405c85</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2024 15:15:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/465c55_a43e0acfa91d4c0f95adffd35195cc6f~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Zoi Grigoriadis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Superintendent’s Secret: Miles’ Unknown Career as Motivational Speaker]]></title><description><![CDATA[Although the HISD chronicles have uncovered much of Miles’ secret careers as both a rapper and a Broadway star, many years of his life...]]></description><link>https://s1827317.wixsite.com/the-hisd-chronicles/post/the-superintendent-s-secret-miles-unknown-career-as-motivational-speaker</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6629806c8b9536625f707fff</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 21:59:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/465c55_38dd5fbe65814a6b957429f03976e724~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_850,h_570,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Zoi Grigoriadis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Facial Expressions to Be Banned in Select HISD Schools]]></title><description><![CDATA[Citing a “disruption to the learning environment,” Superintendent Mike Miles stated in a press release last week that facial expressions...]]></description><link>https://s1827317.wixsite.com/the-hisd-chronicles/post/facial-expressions-to-be-banned-in-select-hisd-schools</link><guid isPermaLink="false">66297b9a57067885fd4d25f9</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 21:38:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a69e47_c348d7c6af4143f687d23afc8680356e~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_700,h_770,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Alexander Grigoriadis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reputable Source Says Mike Miles May Have Never Passed 3rd Grade]]></title><description><![CDATA[Allegations have emerged of Mike Mile’s educational past, as according to a source that wished to remain relatively anonymous,...]]></description><link>https://s1827317.wixsite.com/the-hisd-chronicles/post/reputable-source-says-mike-miles-may-have-never-passed-3rd-grade</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6628489716ec0401711b87d4</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2024 23:48:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/465c55_8ddff5d61dd74158bdfa384964127598~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_800,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Zoi Grigoriadis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[HISD to Replace Accelerating Learning Courses with Detention]]></title><description><![CDATA[“We’ve always strived for equality within our student population,” HISD superintendent Mike Miles stated on Tuesday. “But through all of...]]></description><link>https://s1827317.wixsite.com/the-hisd-chronicles/post/hisd-to-replace-accelerating-learning-courses-with-detention</link><guid isPermaLink="false">662804c448584e501d5e3cbd</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2024 19:00:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a69e47_7fce747195c64d18ad7dff7da5f195e2~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_626,h_392,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Alexander Grigoriadis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Superintendent Miles Frantically Scrambles Away As His Polymorph Potion Wears Off]]></title><description><![CDATA[During a conference with the press, Mike Miles’ eyes reportedly widened in shock as he realized his Polymorph potion was wearing off. “I have to go to the bathroom.” He was then allegedly hounded by reporters and other members of the press as they tried to catch a glimpse of his true form. As Miles powerwalked to the loo, security camera footage showed him slowly transforming into an anthropomorphic desert horned lizard. “We really had no way of expecting this,” stated one reporter at press...]]></description><link>https://s1827317.wixsite.com/the-hisd-chronicles/post/superintendent-miles-frantically-scrambles-away-as-his-polymorph-potion-wears-off</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6627de10b8d72a94ff257aa6</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2024 16:20:41 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Alexander Grigoriadis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Superintendent Miles' History Discovered in New Broadway Hit]]></title><description><![CDATA[Mike Miles, HISD's newest superintendent, already with one successful musical under his belt, plans to release yet another hit. This one...]]></description><link>https://s1827317.wixsite.com/the-hisd-chronicles/post/superintendent-s-history-discovered-in-new-broadway-hit</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6627df1d7b4af591e5482029</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2024 16:18:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a69e47_d88d89bddc064050ab3863c20a6501db~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_900,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Zoi Grigoriadis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Superintendent Miles Creates Program To Allow Children To Work In Cafeteria]]></title><description><![CDATA[Reporting that children were now being allowed to work in the school cafeteria, HISD superintendent Mike Miles was allegedly “overjoyed...” ]]></description><link>https://s1827317.wixsite.com/the-hisd-chronicles/post/mike-miles-creates-program-to-allow-children-to-work-in-cafeteria</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6627bb043fecd80a6e427df1</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2024 13:47:16 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a69e47_0111179350a945b9977418e1720e6237~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Alexander Grigoriadis</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>